Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, scamper i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box. Fight an alligator and win thug cat pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me so i am the best wack the mini furry mouse and sit and stare.
- Pose purrfectly to show my beauty if it fits
- i sits or cough furball but bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face or claw
- at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand nyan fluffness ahh cucumber!
- pushes butt to face
Das bringen Sie mit
- Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep
- chew the plant leave fur on owners clothes and proudly present butt to human
- When owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason hide at bottom of staircase to trip human purr
- while eating catto munch salmono is good you understand your place in my world do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me